8:00 am: You wake up in the morning with a colossal hangover.
8:15 am: You notice that the struggling actress you brought home last night has disappeared.
8:20 am: You also notice that your phone which had ‘important information’ is also missing.
8:30 am: You go down for breakfast.
8:35 am: You spill some orange juice on the table. The PCB chief gets pissed and drops you from the team.
8:36 am: You apologize profusely and clean up the orange juice. They decide to let you back in.
9:30 am: You show up for practice. Sadly, no one else does.
10:15 am: The rest of the team finally shows up. The PCB Chief gets pissed again and drops you from the team for being early.
10:25 am: You beg, you plead, he lets you back in.
12:00 pm: Practice ends.
12:30 pm: You get a phone call from some “agents” who promise you some cash.
12:32 pm: You’re confused. You can either tell the team management what just happened or you can buy a Ferrari.
12:33 pm: Ferrari!
3:00 pm: The match starts. Pakistan is batting first.
4:00 pm: The innings collapses. You were the highest scorer with 8 runs.
7:00 pm: Another embarrassing defeat for Pakistan.
7:15 pm: The PCB chief drops you for scoring too many runs also he didn’t like your shoes.
7:30 pm: On the bright side your new red Ferrari arrives. Oh well, life is good!
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